OMG PD: The Odd and Odder from Police Reports
More brushes with fame — or alleged fame, twice removed — are found in this week's roundup of odd crime reports from the area.
If you think nothing interesting ever happens in the burbs, think again. Patch is highlighting some of the more unusual crime news from throughout southeastern Wisconsin in our feature, "OMG PD."
Spuds McKenzie has been located …
Everything about this story says “drunk out of his mind.” Except for one crucial detail.
… and so has Geraldo Rivera …
An Oak Creek man called 911 to prove that he is a very imaginative drunk.
… while Ross Perot is being paged
Welcome to the best advertisement ever for a viable third political party.
A formula for failure
Life is all about choices. You can steal the baby formula OR fill out a job application with your real name and information. But not both.
Missing: $320 and forethought
It appears these two women in Mount Pleasant did not entirely think through their plans to call police to recover stolen cash.
Vehicles also had 3 hits, 3 errors
The score in Wauwatosa: Immovable Objects 3, Vehicles 0.
The above items are from reports from local police departments. In all incidents where an arrest occurred, a charge is merely an accusation and not evidence of guilt. The arrested person is presumed innocent until proven guilty in a court of law.