OMG PD: The Odd and Odder From Police Reports
The bad news is: You're in jail. The good news is: Two ladies will come visit you. The bad news is: They come at the same time. The good news is: You're in jail, safe and sound.
If you think nothing interesting ever happens in the burbs, think again. Every week Patch highlights some of the more unusual crime news from throughout southeastern Wisconsin in our feature, "OMG PD."
Hoping to be arrested by smokin’ hot babe cops?
A 57-year-old man is outside the normal demographic for the body wash product he stole from the Shorewood Walgreens. The outcome was decidedly less sexy than the commercials suggest.
Sir, this is not part of the Rewards program
A man recharged his camera battery inside the Fox Point Best Buy by opening and using a charger there. He justified the move to police by explaining he spent a lot of money at Best Buy.
Should’ve done it like Dr. Rosenrosen
Forging prescriptions for drugs such as Oxycodone is not unusual. But not everyone goes so far as to forge the profession itself.
I’ll skip the conjugal visit and stay in the cell, if that’s OK
A Waukesha County Jail inmate enjoyed a visit a few weeks back from a special lady.
Two of them, actually.
At the same time. With predictable results.
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The above items are from reports from local police departments and criminal complaints. In all incidents where an arrest occurred, a charge is merely an accusation and not evidence of guilt. The arrested person is presumed innocent until proven guilty in a court of law.
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Best Buy (including Geek Squad)
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