OMG PD: The Odd and Odder from Police Reports
Is there anything more pure and innocent than the sweet music-box sound of the ice cream man's truck? Well, actually, yeah.
It's been immortalized on radio morning shows such as Dave and Carole and Kramp and Adler ... here's this week's installment of strange and incredible suburban crime, OMG PD.
There’s a two-Bomb-Pop minimum
If David Lee Roth of Van Halen really was the “Ice Cream Man,” this is probably how he would operate the truck.
And not a TV camera in sight
Sussex residents can rest easy knowing that bounty hunters can find the Pick ‘n Save.
At least he had a solid alibi
You could say a man who had items stolen from his Port Washington apartment had it coming to him.
‘Do you know who I am?’
Mistake No. 1: Title-dropping at the McDonald’s drive-through. Mistake No. 2: Using a made-up title.
Bet this never happened on Law & Order
A Wauwatosa officer’s foot chase ended prematurely, but not because of debris thrown in his path, or gunfire, or a superhuman suspect leaping across traffic.
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The above items are from reports from local police departments. In all incidents where an arrest occurred, a charge is merely an accusation and not evidence of guilt. The arrested person is presumed innocent until proven guilty in a court of law.
Chris b
8:48 pm on Wednesday, August 8, 2012
This is the worst writing ever. I hope nobody gets paid to waste their time doing this. Sussex is probably the worst city I have ever been to. The food places are ridiculously expensive, the bars are full of white trash from open to close and I have never seen a pretty woman in Sussex. If I was stuck living there, I would kill myself quickly instead of the slow agonizing, irritating death of having to wake up in the hell known as Sussex every day of my life. And btw, there is a cop or sheriff every 2 blocks just waiting to pull someone over to get more money for the city cause most of the people that live there are in low income apartments and don't pay taxes. The nicest place in Sussex is the pick n save and even that's a dump if you go in the back of it.
Fire Fly
12:37 pm on Thursday, August 9, 2012
Chris you can always move to Menomonee Falls then tell us about Sussex.
Denise Konkol
8:51 pm on Wednesday, August 8, 2012
So, Chris - what city has the pleasure of having you as a resident?
Gator mike
12:31 pm on Thursday, August 9, 2012
Chris makes a good point. Kind of harsh with the white trash reference, but at least he is honest. I have been into a couple of Sussex businesses and the owners charge a ton for their respective products.