OMG PD: The Odd and Odder from Police Reports
Is there anything more pure and innocent than the sweet music-box sound of the ice cream man's truck? Well, actually, yeah.
There’s a two-Bomb-Pop minimum
If David Lee Roth of Van Halen really was the “Ice Cream Man,” this is probably how he would operate the truck.
And not a TV camera in sight
Sussex residents can rest easy knowing that bounty hunters can find the Pick ‘n Save.
At least he had a solid alibi
You could say a man who had items stolen from his Port Washington apartment had it coming to him.
‘Do you know who I am?’
Mistake No. 1: Title-dropping at the McDonald’s drive-through. Mistake No. 2: Using a made-up title.
Bet this never happened on Law & Order
A Wauwatosa officer’s foot chase ended prematurely, but not because of debris thrown in his path, or gunfire, or a superhuman suspect leaping across traffic.
The above items are from reports from local police departments. In all incidents where an arrest occurred, a charge is merely an accusation and not evidence of guilt. The arrested person is presumed innocent until proven guilty in a court of law.