You need help

Sorry, not seeing the funny here. I am no fan of Romney, but this was just tasteless slander. Articles like this just confuse people looking for facts and convinces Republicans that they are being unfairly slandered.

You have serious mental issues Mr. Patzfahl, I suggest you get help. I hope you are on a watch list for potential violent(James Holmes type) offenders.

Jason: Your 'fictional interview' is not only in bad taste, but it is telling of who you really are....a bigot.
I imagine after you have had a few beers you really let out your nasty side. How many did it take for you to think of writing this piece of crap?
FYI: don't bother to answer; I am calling on all the decent Patch readers to buycot your articles. Good riddance you fool.

Look Jason's dog just took another crap.

Jason:

The Patch terms of service:

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You regularly seem to violate at least a couple of these conditions. Why does Patch continue to let you publish this kind of crap? Let me guess--we just don't understand 'sarcasm', or whatever other label you want to hide behind...

Personally, Hoffa doesn't know how he does it, but somehow Patzfahl manages to keep topping himself in the absurdity department! We can all be thankful that at least he didn't butcher another American classic in an attached video.

The takeaway from this latest diatribe - that Patzfahl is plagued with a severe case of class envy.

He rips on the Romney's for purchasing/owning Cadillacs, while he himself owns a Hyundai.

@Jason - How exactly is purchasing a car comprised of mostly foreign parts and assembled with non-unionized Korean labor helping to support American family wage sustaining jobs?

Romney is 1000 times the patriot that you are. You should be ashamed, but Hoffa knows you're not.

Jason, thank you for the great entertainment. It was a good laugh. It's nice to know that there is some intelligent life left on this planet. Keep on writing!

Jason, a vicious cheap shot masquerading as satire... isn't satire. It's nothing more than a petty and vindictive rant. Perhaps some day you'll look back on your offering and discover as much, but I won't hold my breath.

I can't believe the Greendale Patch published this. Seriously? Someone needs to have their head examined and then get fired. There's satirical journalism and there's stupid...this falls under stupid.

What a clown this Patzfahl fella is. Mitt Romney is rich... big deal. You think Obama has been eating off wooden spoons his whole life? Or for some local flavor, how about Herb Kohl? He bought a Senate seat for 20+ years with his millions. But, that's OK. Because he's a liberal. What a joke, which I guess should be expected from a clown.

I am surprised Jason's wife lets him use the family computer.

@Jason...Next time you try satire, try something you're a little more familiar with. I think it is in poor taste how you selected your items for satire. Step it up and move away from simply trashing for trashing's sake.

My review of this piece = Lame .
Nothing revealing here ..not even Humor! Miss the mark by quite a bit . I dont think you will get 2 shows a night at the Funny Bone unless they put up the chicken wire!

Jason: "One last question."

Romney: "Fine. Then you and your dog need to leave."

Jason: "Ever dance with the devil int he pale moon light?"

Romney: "What?"

There is a small pop and a 'Bang' flag drops from the front of a modified Nerf gun. Jason leaves the scene giggling on his Segway with his dog riding side saddle in his AFSCME handbag.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8gfMXEmCew4

...recent trip overseas in which many are claiming was marred with very large public gaffes with foreign . . .

I'll take Barak Obama for $100 Alex.

Way too funny. So can one of you uptight know-it-all-my-daddy-said-so youngsters post a similar one on Obummer? Come on, step up to the plate and quit your grousing. I don't agree with a lot of Jasonisms but he has the moxy to put his name and face out there. Hey JRH, let's see what you are made of here.

Of course I do NOT agree with any of the racist, sexist, homophobic anti-people with disability cracks that I made in my FICTIONAL piece, but the heart of the matter is that while Romney would never actually say any of this in public - you damn well know that he agrees with those narrow-minded and bigoted remarks that I had his character say.

And for the conservatives who read my blog to threaten to have the Patch pull my postings because you don't disagree with them, but then wave your patriotic flag all over the place because America is a "free country" is just plain hypocritical.

The true facts are within the context of the satire . . . but if you only get your "news" from Fox, you wouldn't know a fact if it crawled up your butt and sprouted wings.

I will stop writing political satire that takes cracks at the GOP the day that Fox News stops broadcasting fiction, outright lies and slander against the Democrats. The difference is that I always put a disclaimer on my fiction . . .

"the public is questioning whether or not Mr. Pahtzfahl is ready for publishing an article that doesn't show his religiphobia or vitriol for anyone that doesn't agree with his liberalosity"...this comment is fictional...didn't really get posted and those whom know the story get the picture...so Jason...I guess this means that everything you write is fictional then?...apparently so...

I guess Jason retaliated back to his preschool days of crying and pointing at another person and saying, "well he started it!"...I'll stop waving my patriotic flag when you start realizing your own hypocrisy in condemming religious people because they have a certain set of values that don't agree with yours and it is ok to commit reverse religiphobic discrimination against them...the proverbial door swings both ways on this...wahhhhhhh...jason started it!!!!...the difference between a proverbial liberal and a conservative is this...If a liberal doesn't like what's on t.v.; he/she wants it banned for everyone and removed...if a conservative doesn't like something on t.v. or doesn't agree with it; he/she CHANGES the channel...nor do they write fictional interveiws with hypocritical slams on handicap people and other races...tell me Jason...whom is more hypocritical...the hypocrite?...or the one whom uses a media platform to publish his own?...just sayin...

Good point Dave.

A Greek Olympian gets kicked out of the Olympics for her off color comment; yet, Jason expects praise for his. Maybe Paraskevi Papachristou should have been writing for Patch rather then tweet her comment.

Worthy of "The Onion," or Conan O'Brien, Jason! ; )

If someone on the right wrote a piece like this and used Obama instead of Romney as the main character the left would be outraged, offended and whatever else they seem to always be. Double standard at it's best. Pathetic as usually Jason

Hilarious article. Obviously generated a lot of interest from both sides judging by the amount of comments.
"All right, getting off the subject of the Olympics - While in Israel, besides insulting the Palestinians by saying the Jews were better with finances you also made the statement that the United States should look towards the Israeli health care system as a model. Are you aware that the Israeli health care system has mandated universal coverage for all of its citizens and a large amount of federal government control and oversight?

Mitt Romney: "Are we talking about Israel or Massachusetts? Stop confusing me . . . Can we change the subject please?"
Perfect!!!

Mean while the US job growth continues to grow (June = +172k; July = +163k) Meanwhile Wisconsin sits in dead last for job creation @ -13,200 for June.

Late Night hosts roast Republicans and Democrats alike. So does Saturday Night Live. Romney's a target because he's hapless. Here's an interesting (and short!) paper about humor detection and appreciation, "Neural correlates of humor detection and appreciation." http://fitchlab.ipower.com/FitchLabBin/Psy2200Downloads/EC.Moran.etal.04.PDF
It's an interesting experiment. I'm also interested in the role of amygdalae in fear v. receptivity.

I find this satirical piece very humorous. I'm interested in the people who don't share my perception. Did some of you believe that Jason actually interviewed Mitt and then were angered to learn that this was a fictitious conversation? Did some of you think that a presidential candidate shouldn't be roasted in this manner? I think some thought that Jason was being partisan and resented the article for this reason alone. Or are some resentful of Jason's social criticism of Mitt Romney's elitism? Or something else entirely? I'm interested to know what has stimulated the rash of defensive comments.

Jason is partisan, in everything he writes. Jason is critical of anyone's elitism because he is a jealous bitter person. I always seem to stumble on his articles, do not seek them out but reading them in like a train wreck. I am amazed that he can continually humiliate himself. That's why I read his articles. His the stereotypical bitter liberal. Makes me feel better about being a conservative. Jason is the very reason people should strive for success, otherwise they may end up like him, the very definition of unsuccessful.

Here's my interview with Jason, the author:
So Jason, what's with the 2002 women's glasses that you wear?
"Well its the manifestation of my weak liberal anti-male tendencies. My wife regularly bosses me around, and wearing these glasses just seems to make sense. Plus it makes me look like an liberal douche, which makes me feel smart."

Understood. So what about all the hate towards Romney, Bush, et al?
"You see, simpletons like me are easily brainwashed to hate a person, as opposed to disagree with that person's ideology or ideas. You see it all over the place, in liberal rallys, the occupy movement, etc. It's all about hating the person, as opposed to trying to argue against their ideas. Us liberals cannot put together coherent ideas so all we have left is the hate."

Got it. One last question Jason, do you have any straight guy friends?
"Well I see a few here are there at liberal rallys, but they aren't straight. I tend to mostly hang out with women, as my wife won't let me out of the home often. So I just sit here and wear these women's glasses, and stew in my own self loathing, occassionally lashing out at people who are better than me."

Jason, you are a very talented writer. Your blogs certainly "stir the pot". Love it.

MY satire.

Q: Jason, how often do you beat your wife.
A: I dont beat my wife. She would never alllow that.

Q: Jason, does your wife know you write these blogs?
A: NO. Dont tell her. I write while she is gone. I am supposed to be mopping the floors. She would shove the broom handle up my arse if she knew.

Q: Changing the subject a bit....Sandusky terrorized young boys..
A: (interupting) No he didnt. He was actually just being a father figure to them.

Q: A father figure?
A: Yes. That is what good fathers do. They shower with their kids. That is what my dad did.

Q: That explains a lot.
A: What does that mean?

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OMG I just looked at Jason's facebook page, and guess what? 80% of his "friends" are women. Guess my assessment of him was 100% dead on.

Also, I don't see a job listed. His only job is to whine and hate on those very same people who are actually PRODUCTIVE. He is a weak limp-wrist leach.

Funny how it always starts with "I think" when it's obvious you don't.

The first story I read by Mr. Patzwhatever was about a dog pooping on a Scott Walker sign, complete with photographs and some completely unintelligent, off base reasoning attached to it. Now this. Sorry. Not going to be duped into reading this dude's lefty lunacy again. In fact, I just put a Post-It on my computer "Do NOT read Patch blogs by Jason Patzpoo"....hopefully by doing so I'll save myself a few head shakes and eye rolls in the future.

Walker, Bren

I will gladly compare my education and schooling to yours, including ACT and SAT scores, etc.. heck even throw in an IQ test. I will dominate you.

So stop pretending to be intelligent, as you clearly are not. Just another typical liberal who thinks that being "progressive" makes them smart. Again, you are not.

Better yet, do tell: what is your education, job, SAT or ACT scores?

No one has more gaffes than our current 'president' and 'vice-president.' 4 months to go....

The connection between culture (Romney never said "heritage") and economic development is so obvious as to be banal. Countries with rampant corruption and weak rule of law will be never conducive to economic growth. But the Palestinians have gone well beyond a lack of governance and human rights to establish a terrorist death cult that poisons even the children.

http://www.religionstudy.com/terrorism/teaching_children_hatred.htm

http://www.israelifrontline.com/2012/06/graduation-palestinian-style.html

A 2009 Pew Research study found 8 of 9 Muslim publics surveyed said suicide bombings and other forms of violence could never be justified to defend Islam; the sole exception was the public in the Palestinian territories.

http://pewresearch.org/pubs/1338/declining-muslim-support-for-bin-laden-suicide-bombing

After Hamas (a terrorist network voted into power by the Palestinian public) took control of Gaza in 2007 Israel was compelled to control its border in order to prevent suicide bombers from crossing over and killing thousands of innocent civilians.

Hamas has no interest in peace or prosperity, only in death and terrorism. The Palestinian Islamic death cult is the world's leading example not just of inferior culture but of a pathological and self-destructive one. The inability to see this or the belief that all cultures are equally valid is a sure sign you're a moral idiot. We need a President who gets that.