The fact that, according to the ancient Mayans, the end of this world is tomorrow, Friday, simmers away like a sauce we put on a low back burner.
We get a whiff of it's scent now and then, but busy ourselves with setting up the ongoing feast of our lives. Time has burnt along ... and if their prognostication is correct, this will be my final blog. I have stirred this mole now and then ... largely out of curiosity and a learned propensity to think in terms of incontrovertible global catastrophe.
The prospect of living out my full span of average years, ringing the high bell on the mortality statistics strong man test ... was trumped, to use a term with too much media play, by two huge probabilities. The first dark forest of monoliths on the backlit horizon of my future was composed of Soviet ICBMs, all pointed at the northwest suburbs of Chicago. All the adults who were authorities took this probability very seriously. Many ordered or dug holes in their backyard according to plans the governmentt was happy to provide for something they called, optimistically, "fallout shelters."
This was sixties spin for the phrase, "your own tomb." I was pretty well convinced the shortterm long-range weather forecast included a ten thousand degree fireball, very high sultry winds and nuclear snow. On the brighter side, my mother, in particular, got into a group of Christians, who had concluded from their sage grasp of the Bible, that the end of this world, beginning with Armageddon, was upon us within a matter of years.
I lived out my preteen and teen years convinced that sometime before, what — 1984, all true believers would fly up into the clouds like deposits getting sucked up into the tubes of drive through banks, while the rest of the world would be devastated by horrible fires, floods, plagues, etc. ... probably nuclear war.
Well, the eighties came and went and if the true believers were sucked into heaven, evidently there were not many and I didn't know any. The Soviets also came and went. Even the forests of nukes have been hacked to a still globally lethal but small fraction of their former size. Let's just say I had the synaptic linkage assembled for meeting my end gruesomely but in large indiscriminate company.
When I became aware of the Mayan prediction, I was standing and prespiring with an anthropologist in Palenque, a magical and significant Mayan ruin. "End of the world, you say," whiffing that scent I knew and had come to accept, if not love, as part of my psyche's home. My nostrils flared taking in the character of this new version, the Chocolate Mole of Annihlation.
But since then, whenever the next winner of Idol became too obvious, when I sprained my Facebook finger, when, in short, the banalities I prioritize in life bored me more than the norm ... I returned to intense research on the topic of the Mayan Prophecy of Our Total Disintegration.
In other words, popping an n/a beer, I cleared my mind and channeled the making of this calendar. The following describes the more salient images in what I beheld. I saw a man squatting in the rainforest. Chisel in hand, he tapped away at a flattened stone tablet, one of a long row of similar stones. The earliest in the row were evidenced by the weeds that had progressively overtaken them and the tropical birdshot that all but eclipsed the hand cut scrawls festooning their rough surface. The most recent seemed different. The symbols were larger, less precise, and seemed to be increasingly simpler. There was an evidenced economy of means, as one mark seemed to take the place of many, or a pictograph turned from what once looked like an elaborate feathered kings profile into something more akin to emoticons. The man chipped and chipped, his thickened hands knobby, his hair thin and white. But, the ring of his hammer slowed, dulling to to a thud, thud. Finally, it stopped.
The man sat still. Sunlight broke in rods of golden light through the canopy overhead. Large brilliant birds shot by. The man looked at the row of stones beside him. He looked at the one between his knees, paused, then chiseled a final simple shape. He rose to his broad feet, looked to the left and right and then flung his chisel and hammer as far as he could into the surrounding tangle of yucatacan foliage. He exclaimed something I understood to be roughly similar to the English, "$&#* this #(*$," and then padded off to make love to his aging wife. On the solitary final stone ... his last symbol, was a simple X. Wait ... I saw something else on the stone ... a ... a ... circle. Kisses from our ancient past? A reassuring sign of the cyclic nature of time ... Or, as some may maintain, the letter O ... ?
New NRA Member
10:19 am on Thursday, December 20, 2012
No reason to make fun of people Brian. Look at all of the goofs on the left that think that the internal combustion engine is causing the planet to heat up.
Brian Carlson
11:15 am on Thursday, December 20, 2012
Who do you believe I have victimized here New NRA person?
Greg
11:57 am on Thursday, December 20, 2012
Brian, Where were you for Y2K? I still have 600 D-cells left over from that fiasco.
Avenging Angel
4:05 pm on Thursday, December 20, 2012
Many people are idiots. 1984, Halley's comet, Hale-Bopp comet, Y2K, some biblical passage earlier this year, Mayan calendar, planet alignment, rogue planet, pole reversal, crossing the galatic plane.......All end of world predictors.
I can't wait for what they come up with after this one passes.
Jay Sykes
5:04 pm on Thursday, December 20, 2012
I'm hedging my bets;I'll buy my Gregorian 2013 calender on Saturday the 22nd, if there is one.
Bob McBride
6:06 pm on Thursday, December 20, 2012
Good thinking, Jay.
Actually, the real reason the Mayan calendar stops where does is because they ran out of candidates for "Virgin of the Month".
Avenging Angel
6:26 pm on Thursday, December 20, 2012
You guys are killing me!
Jay Sykes
11:38 am on Saturday, December 22, 2012
Well, I guess its off to shop for that calender....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oUusX_yyzxY
(can seem to get this song out of my head)
NObama 2012
5:26 pm on Thursday, December 20, 2012
Well, America ended as I know it on November 6th, 2012 when that anti-American Progressive Obama won reelection. It is beyond my realm of thinking how any human being could like and support that man. In my opinion Obama does not have one redeeming quality, zip, nothing not one. Obama is the underbelly of America and yet 51% of my fellow Americans want that man as their leader. I don't get it. What am I missing? Oh, I've tried to understand the man and his followers, I had four years of practice and it didn't work. So what I do to cope? I ignore him. Whenever I see anything 'Obama' I turn away as if I'm looking at the mythology monster Medusa. I can't believe I have four more years of this misery. My America is no more. Thanks for nothing you 51%. Merry Christmas?
Brian Carlson
7:59 pm on Thursday, December 20, 2012
Cheer up Nobama.... in four years you will have a nice present.
ben burton
9:32 pm on Thursday, December 20, 2012
Wow, that just happens to be EXACTLY how I feel! Misery loves company and obmao is misery with a capital BAM.
Bren
5:58 pm on Thursday, December 20, 2012
I've always wondered why some people are so intrigued by the end of the world. As a child I was taught to treat people as if it was the last time I would see them, and I've tried to live by that (and I could do a better job). So if a massive solar storm wipes out life on earth in a few hours it was a pleasure debating with you all.
Otherwise have a great day! ; )
Brian Carlson
8:02 pm on Thursday, December 20, 2012
Bren,
Maybe its just that people dont like thinking about the world continuing without them.... that they will be forgotten...So they set up huge stone temples, or corporate empires, or whatever.... hoping this will keep their legacy in people's minds. But we forget most humans... records, if any are archived and eventually lost. We remember the most remarkable and appreciate the most helpful.
Craig
11:33 pm on Thursday, December 20, 2012
Brian and Bren: In case the Mayans are right: Peace to you and thank you for the tireless debates.
Most people want to leave some sort of legacy behind if they are the one departing this world. Some want a monument, some just want to be missed. I tried to post a funny pic I found on facebook, but I have just started with windows 8 and can't do a damn thing.
Anyways
It is a Mayan making the calendar and another asks him if he wants to drink the tequila he just made. The one making the calendar says, "Well I am working on this calendar and I am almost finished with 2012... But I guess if I don't finish- it won't be the end of the world."
Bren
11:48 pm on Thursday, December 20, 2012
Hilarious!
Bob McBride
6:08 am on Friday, December 21, 2012
That's great, Craig! Wish you could post that. Love to send that to a few folks.
Probably a collective unhappy sigh of resignation in Redmond today as they realize they're now going to have to support Win 8...
Brian Carlson
11:37 pm on Thursday, December 20, 2012
Thumbs up for that one Craig!
Craig
12:30 pm on Friday, December 21, 2012
Well it is Friday afternoon and we are all still here...
I am going to keep my word and be nicer to Bren and Brian...
There is always a way to agree to disagree without my typical snarky comment.
BTW: if you have to give a gift to someone you hate...get them Windows 8 !
Keith Best
7:17 am on Friday, December 21, 2012
The Mayans must have predicted Obama would be re-elected.
Brian Carlson
5:21 pm on Friday, December 21, 2012
Yes ... Many feel the O either predicted the rise of a new king, O, or directed people to writings and wisdom in a magazine of the same name.
Brian Carlson
5:25 pm on Friday, December 21, 2012
Craig.. Ditto. I sometimes feel when I am being insulted by some person that doesn't know me at all, and the main thrust of their reply is an attempt at character assassination, that they no longer deserve to be taken seriously, so I am freed to hold a mirror up and reflect their message back. Not the best response I think...human enough but not too productive. Best to let their approach stand as references on their own character. ...
Craig
12:35 am on Saturday, December 22, 2012
We aren't all that different when you think about it, Brian.
Being passionate about one's beliefs is not a bad thing.
Brian Carlson
9:11 am on Saturday, December 22, 2012
Absolutely. As long as we aren't passionate in destructive ways. But I love people who are willing to speak out and to take positive actions. The rest are just taking a ride to a big extent. Trying to make the world better is a good thing. Saying it can't be done is defeatist and, to my mind, a justification for an unwillingness to do what it takes to contribute. Thanks for your passion and contributions. We are all in this together as they say. THAT is a Fact!
Brian Carlson
12:43 pm on Saturday, December 22, 2012
Jay...PERFECT SONG!