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Miss Abigail's Guide to Dating, Mating, & Marriage!

Called “PURE FUN” by Entertainment Weekly and “everything theatergoers love about NY theater” by Variety, MISS ABIGAIL’S GUIDE TO DATING, MATING, & MARRIAGE is the story of Miss Abigail, the most sought-after relationship expert to the stars (think Dr. Ruth meets Emily Post),  and her sexy sidekick Paco, as they travel the world teaching Miss Abigail’s outrageously funny “how-to’s” on dating, mating and marriage!

During this brand new 90 minute comedy you’re guaranteed to laugh-out-loud and learn a thing or two . . . like how to have a perfect kiss (it’s all about lip position) . . . what you should and should not talk about on a date (don’t mention your troll doll collection) . . . and how to let a man think he wears the pants. 

Let Miss Abigail take you back to a simpler time, before booty calls and before speed-dating . . . back when the divorce rate wasn’t 50% and ‘fidelity’ was more than an investment firm!

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MISS ABIGAIL’S GUIDE TO DATING, MATING, & MARRIAGE was written by Ken Davenport and Sarah Saltzberg, whose previous credits include the award winning comedies The 25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee and Altar Boyz!

If you enjoy shows like I Love You, You’re Perfect, Now Change, you’re gonna love MISS ABIGAIL’S GUIDE TO DATING, MATING, & MARRIAGE. 

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So whether you're looking for a "perfect date night" (NYTheatre.com) with "big laughs" (Associated Press), the perfect anniversary gift, or the "perfect romp for an evening out with friends" (PopWatch), you’re sure to have “a rollicking good time” (OK! Magazine) at Miss Abigail’s Guide today!

 You’ll be laughing about love all night long!  That’s the Miss Abigail guarantee!

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