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From the Olson Crime Files

Before school one morning I watched Abe and Henry play Playmobil. It was WAY better than any news station.

Breaking Story from Flash 9 News:

We're live on the scene in Fox Point, Wisconsin, where FBI agents and hostage negotiators tell us the Playmobil Police Station has been invaded and taken over by a rag-tag team of alligator wranglers, petty thieves, and airport personnel.Β 

Apparently ALL officers on duty have been jailed in the holding cell and are being held captive by a mother with a stroller and her infant. A hostage negotiation team is en route to the scene. Culprits also attempted to detonate explosives taken from a playmobil pontoon alligator hunting boat in order to open and (we presume) rob the playmobil bank vault of its contents, which bank officials tell us included gold bars, cash and numerous beads stolen from Callie Olson's residence last Thursday.

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Instead, the bandits transported the vault to the Playmobil Metropolitan airport via a stolen police helicoptor, then dragged it for six blocks behind a police van before dumping the unopened vault in the airport.

We'll bring you further information as this story develops. I'm Chrissie Jackson, reporting live from Playmobil Metro Airport. Back to you in the newsroom, Chuck and Miranda.

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