Crime & Safety

Can't Touch This. In Fact, Won't Touch This

Wauwatosa police officers wanted no part of moving a car after finding what an offender left in the front seat. Welcome to OMG PD.

If you think nothing interesting ever happens in the burbs, think again. Patch is highlighting some of the more unusual crime news from throughout southeastern Wisconsin in our feature, "OMG PD."

Ewww!

This story has a — yet the most amazing thing is, the guy found a working pay phone.

Better than stealing cakes

All thieves must wash hands before fencing stolen items.

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‘Naughty’ as in ‘violating the law’

Next year’s costume — an orange jumpsuit.

Trespassing is such a drag

Oh, and if you’re no longer needing that naughty nurse costume … (note: bad link now fixed)

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