If you think nothing interesting ever happens in the burbs, think again. Patch is highlighting some of the more unusual crime news from throughout southeastern Wisconsin in our feature, "OMG PD."
Ewww!
This story has a — yet the most amazing thing is, the guy found a working pay phone.
Better than stealing cakes
All thieves must wash hands before fencing stolen items.
‘Naughty’ as in ‘violating the law’
Next year’s costume — an orange jumpsuit.
Trespassing is such a drag
Oh, and if you’re no longer needing that naughty nurse costume … (note: bad link now fixed)
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The above items are from reports from local police departments. In all incidents where an arrest occurred, a charge is merely an accusation and not evidence of guilt. The arrested person is presumed innocent until proven guilty in a court of law.
The Elm Grove man should have taken a cue from what the drug dealers do..Head on over to Walmart w/ some cash in hand and buy a $15 throwaway pre-paid disposable phone and stock up on minutes. A little forethought and creativity could have saved you a lot of hassle and probably your marriage. Though, that doesn't sound like it was in too good of shape to begin with.