Crime & Safety

Short Walk Home From Bar Not Short Enough

Stopping to relieve himself outside a Bayshore store just steps from his apartment triggered a whole lot of trouble for a local television reporter.

It's been immortalized on radio morning shows such as Dave and Carole and Kramp and Adler ... here's this week's installment of strange and incredible suburban crime, OMG PD.

Stay classy, Milwaukee

Normally, a .

Oldie but goodie

Glad to know the kids still like the trick.

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Not your typical errands

First the post office, then the grocery, then .

You know what’s exciting? Jail. Jail is exciting.

If , just play paintball.

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Eh, not so much

Or maybe bungee jumping would be .

Stay away from that bathroom Polo

Apparently Carrie Underwood is .

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