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Motorcyclist Bares Breasts on I-43

The woman ignored police sirens and drove erratically with no hands until crashing near Mequon Road.

A woman with exposed breasts was yelling at other vehicles as she rode her motorcycle on I-43 Friday night.

One of those motorists called police at 7:26 p.m. to report seeing the bizarre motorcyclist northbound on I-43 near Good Hope Road. The caller told police the woman looked like she was “having some kind of mental breakdown or something." 


It didn't take long for a Bayside police officer to spot the woman, who was wearing white pants and an unzipped white jacket with both breasts exposed.


The woman did not respond to the Bayside squad's lights and sirens. Shortly after crossing into Ozaukee County, she took both hands off the handle bars and extended both arms out to her sides, only occasionally touching the handle bars for control. 

Her speed fluctuated from 55 mph to 24 mph to 53 mph to 10 mph to 45 mph to 17 mph before she eventually lost control and crashed onto the pavement north of Mequon Road. 

The woman's age and residence were not released by Bayside police. When she was finally stopped by police, she said she was coming from a friend's house in Cudahy. She also told the officer that she was Jesus Christ born again.

The woman didn't have any alcohol in her system, but after she was transported to the hospital, nurses determined she was wearing a narcotic analgesic patch that is normally used to treat severe pain. The blood draw results are pending.

She was cited for her second offense of operating while intoxicated.

Bob McBride August 21, 2013 at 07:52 AM
Possibly the best Patch story, ever....
AWD August 21, 2013 at 11:09 AM
Stilettos and Steel baby!
M Ulander August 21, 2013 at 03:02 PM
My sympathy to this person as it appears that she has other issues besides crashing her motorcycle. But, why is it mentioned 3 times that she had bared her breasts. Is it illegal for men to bare their breast? I don't think so. Why would it be for women? I would prefer to see both sexes covered, except at the beach but in the interest of equality.....
Greg August 21, 2013 at 03:17 PM
Harrumph! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JN99jshaQbY
Robert Bohannon August 21, 2013 at 03:44 PM
@M Ulander, because this America and we have big problems with women and their breasts!? Women in America are expected to cover their breasts in public (Unless otherwise stated, like at a nude beach) unless they are breastfeeding, which still seems to cause problems for some people. Sometimes you really have to wonder about humans.
Greg August 21, 2013 at 04:49 PM
Breastfeeding on a motorcycle would be dangerous.
Bob McBride August 21, 2013 at 05:22 PM
I think it's more a matter of it being a flaunting of convention and not something you see everyday. Of course out of all the things one might have their attention drawn to in the story, our intolerance for bare boobies really doesn't seem to be that pressing an issue. Unless you think wearing a transdermal patch that discharges opiates into your system and thinking you're Jesus while piloting a 2 wheeled vehicle at freeway speeds is no big deal...
Greg August 21, 2013 at 05:30 PM
Harley Fest 2013 is just around the corner, you ain't seen nothing yet. BooBs as far as the eye can see.
Bob McBride August 21, 2013 at 08:23 PM
Excellent idea, CoA.
Greg August 22, 2013 at 11:46 AM
The topless motorcyclist is the 2013 version of the headless horseman.
Bob McBride August 22, 2013 at 12:00 PM
The Legend of Sleazy Harley?
Greg August 22, 2013 at 12:50 PM
Ha!
Dave Hebel August 23, 2013 at 02:18 PM
VIDEO SURFACES: http://www.wtop.com/681/3428329/Bare-Breasted-Busted GO!
Greg August 23, 2013 at 02:44 PM
I would be sooo sweet if a tech company like AOL could figure out how to make links werk. NewPatch is stoopid.
Bob McBride August 23, 2013 at 02:50 PM
Good work Dave.
Greg August 23, 2013 at 02:57 PM
This is just another example of a case of RIDING WHILE BLACK!! They only pulled her over cause she be black.
robert heule August 28, 2013 at 01:31 PM
Two more headlights on a Harley
Mike in OC August 29, 2013 at 07:58 PM
notice that it's all guys posting here.... we all saw the link and were looking for pictures....lol

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