Nudity in a Department Store Reveals 2 Dummies

If you think nothing interesting ever happens in the burbs, think again. Patch is highlighting some of the more unusual crime news from throughout southeastern Wisconsin in our feature, "OMG PD."

Riddle me this

How do you have your clothes stripped off in public, end up in a police report and not be in trouble?

Ship happens

It’s time to move business headquarters to Colorado.

Don’t get bombed

Forget about your ex, and forget about the “x.”

Moves Nothing Like Jagger

“So You Think You Can Dance at a Gas Station” just doesn’t have the same ring.

Wisconsin problems

Upon hearing about this accident, many folks would have one compassionate thought: “Is the beer OK?”

Poke a bear with your finger …

This is called giving the old kindergarten try.

Brawn but no brains

Give this shoplifter credit for not driving a Pacer or Gremlin.

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The above items are from reports from local police departments. In all incidents where an arrest occurred, a charge is merely an accusation and not evidence of guilt. The arrested person is presumed innocent until proven guilty in a court of law.