If you think nothing interesting ever happens in the burbs, think again. Patch is highlighting some of the more unusual crime news from throughout southeastern Wisconsin in our feature, "OMG PD."
Riddle me this
How do you have your clothes stripped off in public, end up in a police report and not be in trouble?
It’s time to move business headquarters to Colorado.
Don’t get bombed
Forget about your ex, and forget about the “x.”
Moves Nothing Like Jagger
“So You Think You Can Dance at a Gas Station” just doesn’t have the same ring.
Upon hearing about this accident, many folks would have one compassionate thought: “Is the beer OK?”
Poke a bear with your finger …
This is called giving the old kindergarten try.
Brawn but no brains
Give this shoplifter credit for not driving a Pacer or Gremlin.
The above items are from reports from local police departments. In all incidents where an arrest occurred, a charge is merely an accusation and not evidence of guilt. The arrested person is presumed innocent until proven guilty in a court of law.