Crime & Safety

OMG PD: The Odd and Odder from Police Reports

A drunken driver who was going nowhere tops our list of the last unusual news from the local police reports.

If you think nothing interesting ever happens in the burbs, think again. Patch is highlighting some of the more unusual crime news from throughout southeastern Wisconsin in our feature, "OMG PD."

Talk About Spinning Your Wheels

Wauwatosa police arrested a 25-year-old man for drunken driving, .

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Cops were called to the on Mayfair Road and found the driver's car against the bumper of another vehicle — with its rear wheels spinning at maximum speed. The rear tires had blown out and were worn down to the rims, which were digging into the asphalt.

Even That Won't Make it Taste Better

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A 21-year-old South Milwaukee created when he tried to light a pizza pocket on fire and then pretended smoking it. He then became angry with a store employee and struck him in the back of the head before knocking about a dozen water bottles to the floor as store employees kicked him out.

His night wasn't quite over though, as he went to a nearby Walgreens, where he vomited and drank a bottle of mouthwash.

Hey, You Forgot Something!

A cross-dressing man   during an escort sting. After officers apprehended him, they found sex toys and 3,000-volt stun gun in the man’s purse.

He was charged with felony possession of an electric weapon and misdemeanor arresting an officer, and could face up to six years and nine months in prison, if convicted.

When You Gotta Go ...

A drunken driver who , staggered out of his car and went to his apartment after the crash. No, he wasn't planning to call police; the guy said he needed to use the bathroom.

When police arrived at his apartment and started questioning him, the 41-year-old man began to struggle and resist arrest, and officers had to use a stun gun to contain him. While handcuffing the suspect, police found out that — yes, indeed — the man did need to get to the bathroom.

Bananas in Pajamas Would Have Been Better

Greenfield Police responded to a noise complaint and got more than they bargained for, when they found a man who .

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The above items are from reports from local police departments. In all incidents where an arrest occurred, a charge is merely an accusation and not evidence of guilt. The arrested person is presumed innocent until proven guilty in a court of law.


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