Crime & Safety

OMG PD: The Odd and Odder from Police Reports

More brushes with fame — or alleged fame, twice removed — are found in this week's roundup of odd crime reports from the area.

If you think nothing interesting ever happens in the burbs, think again. Patch is highlighting some of the more unusual crime news from throughout southeastern Wisconsin in our feature, "OMG PD."

Spuds McKenzie has been located …

Except for one crucial detail.

… and so has Geraldo Rivera …

An Oak Creek man .

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… while Ross Perot is being paged

Welcome to the .

A formula for failure

Life is all about choices. You can steal the baby formula OR fill out a job application with your real name and information. .

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Missing: $320 and forethought

It appears these two women in Mount Pleasant to call police to recover stolen cash.

Vehicles also had 3 hits, 3 errors

The score in Wauwatosa: .

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The above items are from reports from local police departments. In all incidents where an arrest occurred, a charge is merely an accusation and not evidence of guilt. The arrested person is presumed innocent until proven guilty in a court of law.


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