OMG PD: The Odd and Odder from Police Reports

If you think nothing interesting ever happens in the burbs, think again. Patch is highlighting some of the more unusual crime news from throughout southeastern Wisconsin in our feature, "OMG PD."

Hey y’all, watch this!

The 2012 Ford Mustang Boss 302 has a 444-horsepower V8 engine.

Which is utterly useless when you trying to show it off.

The driver, a Menomonee Falls man, faces charges of OWI causing injury and reckless driving causing injury, since his passenger suffered a compound fracture of his arm.

He Can Have It If He’ll Pay for the New Kitchen

A New Berlin homeowner answered his doorbell soon after 7 a.m. on a recent Sunday to find a man on his porch “.”

The Milwaukee man, a self-described vagrant, was located a few blocks away and arrested.

Oh, I Think You’ve Done Enough

Police in Oak Creek just after midnight last Sunday. Their suspicions were aroused when the passenger in the car began vomiting.

Out the passenger door.

While the car was in motion.

She was not cited by police.

At Least It Wasn’t a Ford Mustang Boss 302

Shorewood police were left puzzled by a one-car accident in the village last week.

They believe a driver hit the gas, rather than the brake, backing out of her driveway. She traveled over a curb and a six-foot embankment before crashing into a tree.

Two people were taken to the hospital, though the driver was not among them.

All right Hamilton!

An observant store clerk helped police catch three young thieves from a Mount Pleasant Kwik Trip last week.

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The above items are from reports from local police departments. In all incidents where an arrest occurred, a charge is merely an accusation and not evidence of guilt. The arrested person is presumed innocent until proven guilty in a court of law.