OMG PD: The Odd and Odder from Police Reports

If you think nothing interesting ever happens in the burbs, think again. Patch is highlighting some of the more unusual crime news from throughout southeastern Wisconsin in our feature, "OMG PD."

Police work is a dirty job

Bayside police experienced the wrong kind of diversity last week: a and a .

What not to put on your LinkedIn profile

A firearms instructor working with employees from the Zion Power Plant was treated at Aurora Hospital in Kenosha after .

A Caledonia police detective did surmise the accident was likely attributable to equipment, not operator error.

And he should be grateful

A Waukesha man ignited a short high-speed chase as a prelude to on Dec. 9. Part of his lame explanation of the incident included the admission that he “bolted” McDonald’s because his order took 25 minutes.

Try those two guys in Bayside

Management for McCormick & Schmick’s restaurant in Wauwatosa are .

Among the unaccounted-for items is about $4,000 worth of kegged beer.

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The above items are from reports from local police departments. In all incidents where an arrest occurred, a charge is merely an accusation and not evidence of guilt. The arrested person is presumed innocent until proven guilty in a court of law.