OMG PD: The Odd and Odder from Police Reports

If you think nothing interesting ever happens in the burbs, think again. Patch is highlighting some of the more unusual crime news from throughout southeastern Wisconsin in our feature, "OMG PD."

Not the Kind of Egg Substitute I Had in Mind

A Brookfield man . Police responded and noted in their report that the substance was, instead, bird droppings.

But He’s Winning Close Games Now

A Caledonia woman ; some are serious but one appears to be an unwillingness to accept the rocket-like ascension of Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers.

They Needed a Bounce-r

Battery and disorderly conduct charges were filed against two women in Caledonia who threw down after it became clear that their .

Bet This Never Happened to Grisham

A Waukesha girl’s when she wrote a bomb threat that was found in a study room in the Waukesha Public Library.

Once investigations revealed that the “threat” was part of the stories she likes to write, the girl was left to write only one more thing — an apology to the library.

When a Deer Accepts a Dare from His Deer Buddies

A Muskego patrolman when a deer rammed itself directly into the side of the car.

The deer ran away and a lieutenant joked that the MPD was “actively investigating this hit-and-run accident.”

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The above items are from reports from local police departments. In all incidents where an arrest occurred, a charge is merely an accusation and not evidence of guilt. The arrested person is presumed innocent until proven guilty in a court of law.