OMG PD: The Odd and Odder from Police Reports

If you think nothing interesting ever happens in the burbs, think again. Patch is highlighting some of the more unusual crime news from throughout southeastern Wisconsin in our new feature, "OMG PD."

Cougar Sighting on the Beaches of Port

for violation of curfew and disorderly conduct on the city's South Beach at 3:38 a.m. July 13. Ticketed were a 31-year-old man and a 53-year-old woman.

They were naked.

The First Ten Went Flawlessly, However

just before 10 a.m. July 11 while mixing himself a drink. He cut his head on the glass from the shattered cup.

When police arrived, they measured his blood-alcohol level at 0.32, four times the legal limit. He was taken to Community Memorial Hospital for treatment.

Was it Written on a Square, or Just a Ply?

in Greenfield on July 12 was dismissed by the manager and authorities as not requiring further action.

It was written on a piece of toilet paper and left in the men's bathroom.

Find "Dirtbag" Under the "Ds"

by a person who came to her door to sell encyclopedias.

The salesperson asked to use the restroom, and while there allegedly stole the ring in the bathroom.

If At First You Succeed, Keep Going

on July 14 from the Kwik Trip at the corner of Janesville Road and Racine Avenue in Muskego.

It was the third time that vehicle had performed the feat.

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The above items are from reports from local police departments. In all incidents where an arrest occurred, a charge is merely an accusation and not evidence of guilt. The arrested person is presumed innocent until proven guilty in a court of law.