Crime & Safety

OMG PD: The Odd and Odder from Police Reports

Is there anything more pure and innocent than the sweet music-box sound of the ice cream man's truck? Well, actually, yeah.

It's been immortalized on radio morning shows such as Dave and Carole and Kramp and Adler ... here's this week's installment of strange and incredible suburban crime, OMG PD. 

There’s a two-Bomb-Pop minimum

If David Lee Roth of Van Halen really was the “Ice Cream Man,” .

And not a TV camera in sight

Sussex residents can rest easy knowing that .

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At least he had a solid alibi

You could say a had it coming to him.

‘Do you know who I am?’

Mistake No. 1: Title-dropping at the McDonald’s drive-through. Mistake No. 2: .

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Bet this never happened on Law & Order

A , but not because of debris thrown in his path, or gunfire, or a superhuman suspect leaping across traffic.

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