OMG PD: The Odd and Odder from Police Reports

If you think nothing interesting ever happens in the burbs, think again. Patch is highlighting some of the more unusual crime news from throughout southeastern Wisconsin in our feature, "OMG PD."

The Trifecta of Shame

It’s public urination, a Vikings jersey and ! (Note: It’s the eighth bullet point in the report.)

The Bus to Hell is Getting Full

Hard to tell who is worse — those folks who , or .

Just Like Goodfellas, But Not Really

Raccoons are primarily nocturnal creatures. So venturing out in the daytime .

More Doing Something, But We’re Not Sure What

Home Depot employees in Menomonee Falls received a for their holiday party.

You Notice Nobody’s Stealing Broccoli

Candy bar theft has reached epidemic proportions — sort of — in suburban Milwaukee. The netted a partial box of King Size Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups from the Open Pantry in Fox Point. Wauwatosa has seen arrests of a , and a .

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The above items are from reports from local police departments. In all incidents where an arrest occurred, a charge is merely an accusation and not evidence of guilt. The arrested person is presumed innocent until proven guilty in a court of law.