OMG PD: The Odd and Odder from Police Reports

If you think nothing interesting ever happens in the burbs, think again. Patch is highlighting some of the more unusual crime news from throughout southeastern Wisconsin in our feature, "OMG PD."

I Scream, You Scream, We All Run Screaming

An enterprising student of the English language at in the overnight hours of Aug. 2-3. By switching some letters, the person had created a new experimental flavor, "Penis and Cream and Crap."

A bypassing police officer took the letters off the sign and notified the restaurant keyholder.

A Family That Drinks Together Drives Separately

While last week, another driver circled the location of the traffic stop in his truck.

Eventually he stopped, got out and approached officers, making it incredibly easy for them to also arrest him — the woman's husband — for OWI.

Both arrests took place seven blocks from the couple's home.

Everything But a Large Wooden Badger

Brookfield police responded to , dealing with a dead bat, a raccoon terrorizing restaurant employees, a dog-bites-dog incident, an injured fawn, a dog in a 2-foot-wide sinkhole and a deer-strikes-car incident.

Dave Chappelle, However, Would Like to Make an Offer

After illegally parking his Porsche in front of the , a Milwaukee man who had failed to be hired there .

While doing so, he claimed that President Barack Obama had “ordered” that “Best Buy needed to hire more black people.”

He is charged with three counts of battery and one of disorderly conduct.

This Always Used to Work in High School

A Sturtevant woman attempting to elude police .

And was arrested anyway.

She had not paid a fine for a 2009 misdemeanor OWI charge, and police were coming to arrest her. She now faces felony escape charges.

Hopefully, Staff Took Away the Utensils

A customer at the in Port Washington ordered room service, then .

Hotel management did not request any action against the 51-year-old man.

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The above items are from reports from local police departments. In all incidents where an arrest occurred, a charge is merely an accusation and not evidence of guilt. The arrested person is presumed innocent until proven guilty in a court of law.