OMG PD: The Odd and Odder from Police Reports

If you think nothing interesting ever happens in the burbs, think again. Patch is highlighting some of the more unusual crime news from throughout southeastern Wisconsin in our feature, "OMG PD."

Why? Because I Have to Kill the (Expletive) Snakes!

An Oak Creek man closed out his 2011 in style at General Mitchell Airport, getting while he screamed, “I need to get on that (expletive) plane!”

He’s a Thief, But He’s Our Thief

A Greenfield man showed his support for the protest against big corporate banks in a strange way.

He . The second time, he was arrested.

Hope He’s On a Good Plan

In a twist on stealing for drug money, a Milwaukee man — not to pay for heroin, but to pay his dealer’s cell phone bill in exchange for heroin.

Early Leader in Dirtbag of the Year Contest

Still at large is a man who for the Ronald McDonald House, containing about $50.

Would’ve Stolen More But the Snakes Scared Me Off

A PrimeFlight employee decided to . On his person were nine bottles of alcohol and four bags of snacks, all of which he attempted to steal.

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The above items are from reports from local police departments. In all incidents where an arrest occurred, a charge is merely an accusation and not evidence of guilt. The arrested person is presumed innocent until proven guilty in a court of law.