OMG PD: The Odd and Odder From Police Reports

If you think nothing interesting ever happens in the burbs, think again. Every week Patch highlights some of the more unusual crime news from throughout southeastern Wisconsin in our feature, "OMG PD."

Blame it on the burglar — great idea!

did not discover any missing items the next day. He did, however, find that his Internet had been, um, browsed.

Say this much — he was enterprising

Instead of firing pepper spray, should have just yelled, “Get a life, would you, people!?”

Introducing the Sub-Value Menu

A McDonald’s bag hurtled from car driving through Port Washington . Well maybe it did, but not in their original form.

You cut driver’s ed from schools and all hell breaks loose

What is it with drivers in Wauwatosa lately? Either they’re ” — — or cruising across town .

And apparently, the Train concert is canceled

Three Illinois men in Mount Pleasant last week.  But don’t expect to see them at Summerfest.

Nothing says ‘love’ like ‘vandalism’

A bizarre love triangle involving a Muskego man got weirder when another man in a curious — not to mention illegal — manner.

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The above items are from reports from local police departments and criminal complaints. In all incidents where an arrest occurred, a charge is merely an accusation and not evidence of guilt. The arrested person is presumed innocent until proven guilty in a court of law.