OMG PD: The Odd and Odder from Police Reports

If you think nothing interesting ever happens in the burbs, think again. Patch is highlighting some of the more unusual crime news from throughout southeastern Wisconsin in our feature, "OMG PD."

Found a flaw in the Designated Driver program

Oak Creek police just two hours after they arrested another woman for the same offense — with the 28-year-old in the car as a passenger.

Truth in advertising, dude

When during a traffic stop, they must have appreciated the irony in the man’s T-shirt, which read: Meth Kills

But the grill closed at 10

It’s bad enough that he was overserved, and worse that he was starting fights, but a Sussex man’s worst mistake was .

And my dignity. She took that too. Oh, wait …

A man reported to Wauwatosa police that a .

He then discovered the canister in his fireplace, having been too drunk to remember it was stored there.

That Oak Creek lady’s got nothing on me

A at 7:26 a.m. Dec. 2. And at 10:57 a.m. Dec. 2. Both at the Sussex Starbucks. The same Starbucks, not different Starbucks.

Self-awareness is so important

A Waukesha man who said he was arrested for breaking into a state trooper’s squad car, stealing files, then putting them in the oven of a nearby community room, where he passed out on a couch.

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The above items are from reports from local police departments. In all incidents where an arrest occurred, a charge is merely an accusation and not evidence of guilt. The arrested person is presumed innocent until proven guilty in a court of law.