OMG PD: The Odd and Odder from Police Reports

If you think nothing interesting ever happens in the burbs, think again. Patch is highlighting some of the more unusual crime news from throughout southeastern Wisconsin in our feature, "OMG PD."

Dr. Phil, Maury Povich and Steve Wilkos All Want a Word With You

Stealing a credit card happens every day.

Using that stolen credit card is also a daily occurrence.

for the illegally purchased goods … priceless.

You Should Be Grateful it was Missing for a Pirates Game

The Jay Leno Show has obtained the recording of a 911 call made by a Greenfield man who on Sept. 26.

The remote was found and it was determined Pittsburgh remains terrible.

And This is Where Negative Stereotypes Come From

A 15-year-old Sturtevant boy took some pills just to find out what it was like to be high. with an 18-year-old male. Neither youngster knew for sure what was in the pills.

Why Robbers Generally Don’t Earn Postgraduate Degrees

A few weeks ago we brought you the story of .

It was bad, but perhaps not as inept as , with a trail of evidence so obvious Inspector Clouseau couldn’t have failed to solve the case.

I’d Hate to Do This Guy’s Laundry

Greenfield police arrested a man last week when, during a consensual search, and Alprazolam was found in his boxer shorts.

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The above items are from reports from local police departments. In all incidents where an arrest occurred, a charge is merely an accusation and not evidence of guilt. The arrested person is presumed innocent until proven guilty in a court of law.