Crime & Safety

OMG PD: The Odd and Odder from Police Reports

Guys are getting into trouble with their girlfriends. Or getting their girlfriends in trouble. Either way, it's time to buy flowers.

It's been immortalized on radio morning shows such as Dave and Carole and Kramp and Adler ... here's this week's installment of strange and incredible suburban crime, OMG PD.

Three’s Company, indeed

before you make it.

But two isn’t enough

Meanwhile, if he had sought help from a second female.

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Let’s get s’more drugs

The wasn’t exactly Pineapple Express.

Nerds shall rule the world

This could be the of “CSiPhone.”

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One word: Decaf

So much anger! All around suburban Milwaukee, folks are , and .

But in Wauwatosa …

They’re not angry. .

And on the North Shore …

They’re acting like .

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