OMG PD: The Odd and Odder from Police Reports

If you think nothing interesting ever happens in the burbs, think again. Patch is highlighting some of the more unusual crime news from throughout southeastern Wisconsin in our feature, "OMG PD."

There is No Substitute. In Fact, There is No Car.

With hopes of having his very own Porsche, a Brookfield man .

But he received no Porsche. Authorities are investigating the fraud.

George Costanza Should’ve Thought of This

A in Greendale was settled the way these little things always are — with a machete.

Was it a Dr. Pepper 10?

In Oak Creek, a man’s argument with a woman followed the usual pattern, .

This Never Would Have Happened if Blockbuster Hadn’t Closed

Authorities in Caledonia, Racine and Kenosha converged on the house of a burglary suspect, — which he fed through a stolen Playstation.

Modern Warfare, Indeed

In Sussex, a teenager faces disorderly conduct charges for .

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The above items are from reports from local police departments. In all incidents where an arrest occurred, a charge is merely an accusation and not evidence of guilt. The arrested person is presumed innocent until proven guilty in a court of law.