It's been immortalized on radio morning shows such as Dave and Carole and Kramp and Adler ... here's this week's installment of strange and incredible suburban crime, OMG PD.
Take them before Judge Smails
Why don’t you improve your lie a little, sir?
‘New Coke’ formula may have been discovered
How does one even get their foot in a soda dispenser?
Look on the bright side
Your day can only get better after getting fired and arrested within a couple hours.
Getting carded would make sense
Stealing that which can be had for free seems unnecessary.
Doe, or d’oh!
A squad car takes one for the team.
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The above items are from reports from local police departments. In all incidents where an arrest occurred, a charge is merely an accusation and not evidence of guilt. The arrested person is presumed innocent until proven guilty in a court of law.
