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Family Catches Teens in Lewd, Naked Act in Fox Point Park

One of the teens was a bit under dressed when a family biking through this park took notice. All the teens left behind was a champagne bottle and condom wrappers.

A family with young kids came across an unexpected site while on a bike ride in Fox Point recently. The children, ages 9 and 12, were biking with their parents near the intersection of Barnett Lane and Green Tree Road at 6 p.m. July 7 when they noticed a teenage boy and girl on a park bench, engaging in "lewd and lascivious" activities, according to the report. The caller said he saw a bottle of champagne on the ground near the bench and the girl appeared to be unsteady, impaired and naked. He said he and his wife returned to the area in his car to check on the girl a few minutes later because she seemed impaired. He said he saw the boy and girl leaving the scene in a silver car, and the girl appeared to be naked while riding in the fully-…

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